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And then the fight started
> Submitted by Janet B. of Oregon

> After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to
> apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter
> asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked
> in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home .I
> told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go
> home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your
> shirt'.So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
> She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough
> for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
> When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
> experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You
> should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
> disability, too'.
>
> And then the fight started.....

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My wife and I were sitting at a
> table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a
> drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby
> table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?''Yes,' I sighed,
> She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right
> after we split up those many years a go, and I hear she
> hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would
> think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
>
> And then the fight started.....

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